Liife

hommeplus:

dick as hard as my life

(Source: theirs, via cuddlefag)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

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niknumber3:

people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant

but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant

says a lot

(Source: african-fairy, via cuddlefag)

jpgay:

wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr

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Chris + Haircut 

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Peque♥

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